I figure that last part has your attention, so please read each and every sentence. (You should, anyway. This blog will also probably win me a Pulitzer, due to its brilliance. After all, you want to be able to say you were among the first to read this.)
One of the big no-nos of global warming is gaseous emissions from cattle, correct? (I don't hear Al Gore complaining about whales tooting, but then again, who's going to stop them?) Well, I didn't hear anyone say no, so the answer must be yes. The solution to this is simple: Get rid of those pesky critters and eat more beef. Buy steak, hamburger, etc., when you eat out or go get groceries.
In a few years, no more cattle and one of global warming's greatest enemies is gone. While this is happening, PETA will have to change their name to People Eating Tasty Animals for the sake of the planet. After all, it's all for global warming, right?
This will assist ranchers, farmers, grocery stores, truckers, restaurants, fast food chains. Many of them will have to hire more people to keep up the demand. In short, the economy will boom. (You with me on this?)
When we run out of cattle, the ranchers will have all that land with nothing to run on it, and they will either begin raising ostriches (They make great boots.), or else sell the land to developers. More than likely the latter, making a killing. Everyone and their Aunt Prudence wants to live 'out in the country' now, never realizing by purchasing a two-and-a-half acre lot, they're merely bringing the city out to the country. When Aunt Prudence, Uncle Melvin, and everyone else follows suit, it will assist the rancher - - - who'll be smart and retire to Hawaii - - - contractors, laborers, electricians, plumbers, et al.
